cardi b as the annoying little girl is the best thing on the internet right now
By Eye Candy
July 11, 2018
LOL! Cardi B’s childhood photos are making their way around the internet and, boy, are they hilarious. Little Cardi, then Belcalis Marlenis Almanzar, was adorable as can be, but knowing Cardi’s one hunnid personality and wild mouth these days, that mischievous glint in lil’ Belcalis eyes got her lookin’ bad AF back then too! That little sister messing with your stuff bad. That “give me money or I’m tellin’” bad. That “I don’t eat at houses with dirty bathrooms” bad and it’s cracking us up.
Congratulations to Cardi B and Offset on their new bundle of joy, okuuurrrr!
At the movie theater
Dad: yeah kids under 5 get in for $5 right?
Kid: I’m not 5 im 6 pic.twitter.com/kqoiqe5tJi
— RASHAD™️ (@MyDickNeedsCPR) July 10, 2018
My momma said we got to watch you while you in the house, cause you steal. pic.twitter.com/ljjDCixdEv
— Deku Meliodas Uzumaki (@Chris_CrossYa2x) July 9, 2018
“My momma said not to say nothing but is you gay?” pic.twitter.com/SsFkUlLij0
— Janaee Folks 👌🏾 (@ThatBihNaee) July 11, 2018
My momma said only queens are named Kulture and you’re just jealous you got a regular name pic.twitter.com/lEKT546TM3
— Cardi C 🌺 (@cagedbirdfly) July 11, 2018
* set to self-timer* pic.twitter.com/2YsT8HDRe7
— Dₐᵣₜₕ ᵥₐdₑᵣ 🗯 (@sphethomafia) July 8, 2018
“My Mommy Say I Can Bite People ThatBe Mean To Me” pic.twitter.com/gqziix6en4
— HellaBandz (@ricodonDada) June 26, 2018
My momma said I can’t sit down cuz y’all got roaches pic.twitter.com/5y29m6l13Z
— Jus O (@callmeomar) July 9, 2018
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