my top ten reasons why chicks don’t digg punk

MY TOP TEN REASONS why Chicks don’t Digg Punk
Words Seymone Kelly

10. Women are too caught up in messing up their hair and loosing a nail to join a mosh pit.

9. Males look better in low cut shirts to show off their chest.

8. Women are afraid to wear Mohawks and shave the side of their heads.

7. Women with piercings, tattoos, all black attire, don’t look hot. They look like a fake version of Marilyn Mason.

6. When men yell in the microphone it just sounds better, women voices are annoying… ask my dad about my mom.

5. Women saying the phrase “Rock Hard” doesn’t sound as perverted as a man saying it.

4. When a woman is PMSing…she might sing a song about killing you.

3. The name of the women version of “the rolling stones” would be “the rolling strollers.”

2. A woman with dark makeup is scary than a Bret Michaels in skin tight jeans when he was in the 80’s rock group Poison.

1. Women punk artist who aren’t as ladylike as Drag Queens…is just plain weird in this society we live in.