this poet has the best pick-up lines, guaranteed to make you swoon!

Rudy Francisco’s quotes and poems are shared by people from all around the world. However, he swears he’s not a love poet, but we’ll let you decide for yourself:

8. I imagine that when God made you, I bet he cussed for the first time. I bet he turned to an angel, gave him a high-five and said god damn I’m good.

pssssshhhhhh……………

7. Every time I try to write about love, my hands cramp; just to show me how painful love can be.

It’s fine. Really. Everything is fine.

6. My poems are never actually finished because true love is endless.

Okay. Okay…

5. I heard that love is blind, so I write all my poems in braille.

*Google search* Rudy Francisco

4. I love you the same way I learned how to ride a bike, scared. But reckless.

Um, hey mom… is my bike still in the garage?

3. I swear that when our lips touch, I can taste the next 60 years of my life.

*Sings in Whitney*

2. If you were here right now, I would massage your back until your skin sings songs your mouth doesn’t even know the words to.

Okay, get over here human…

1. I want to be your ex-boyfriend’s stunt man. I want to do everything he never had the courage to do.

*raises hands in the air*

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but he’s not a love poet…