ban all christian immigrants until we figure out what the hell is going on :d #satire

August 14, 2017
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This just in y’all: the solution to white supremacy is simply to ban all Christian immigrants! Duh!

It’s honestly crazy that we didn’t see this earlier, seeing as the great Mister Trump had already drafted this plan when those savage Muslims tried to foil our country.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense–terrorism MUST be stopped. This is a fact. So what better way to eliminate the terror than to prevent the possibility entirely?

By definition: Terrorism = “the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims,” yet in the U.S. terrorism is–and has always been–regarded as an outside force, and a predominantly “Islamic” force at that. This stems from this country’s long-standing talent of deflecting blame and empowering the already powerful.

Granted, our history proves sensitivity to terrorism is valid. Yet, with the adjacent history of slavery, the KKK, and Neo Nazi-ism, it’s impressive how easily our national focus stretches past the mirror and onto external threats. Looking back at the root of racial violence in this country, there is a theme: the crosses, the symbolism, the chants–there is an overarching reliance on God. The Christian God.

Out of 201 terrorist attacks from 2008-2016, 115 cases are by white, right-winged extremists–while 63 stem from Islamic perpetrators.

From Dylan Roof, to James Alex Fields Jr., James Holmes, and James Jackson–these White Christian men represent a mindset in America, a mindset often associated with radicalized Christianity. The crimes committed in the name of a Christian God stretch back farther than this country’s existence. Yet, the religion as a whole isn’t condemned, these domestic terrorists are just “extremists.” But terrorism under a Muslim faith requires a national ban… Makes sense.

Neither religion has a core of hate, but only one (European) is allowed violent interpretation–so let’s get to banning!



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