wtf: australia says white south african farmers need help from “a civilized country”

That didn’t take long.

Since the announcement of South Africa’s initiative to reclaim indigenous land from the white South Africans, the whites in Australia have been acting like a catastrophic humanitarian crisis has unfolded and that white South Africans as in a refugee situation. Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton claims that he is exploring the possibility of offering South Africa’s white farmers expedited access to fast-track visas on humanitarian grounds.

Despite the concern for their white colonizing skinfolk, a spokesman for the South African government insisted that there’s no danger from the country’s new democratically appointed government. “There’s no need for anyone to be scared or to fear anything,” Ndivhuwo Mabaya told the BBC. “The land redistribution programme will be done according to the law. We want to say to our friends across the world that there’s no need to panic.”

He concluded: “We remain a united nation here in South Africa – both black and white.”